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Post by IXI Pathology IXI on Jan 26, 2023 6:07:47 GMT
Yo,
my move; don't intrude on em'; I'm too rotton, you'll lose conscience, make you swallow fuse boxes, till' every blue spark spews up to induce vomit; all over your new carpet; at your new apartment, till' your a blue carcass, as your corpse produces, lacrousse toxins; and causes you to puke; nauseous, your a huge target; and im armed-with an army of broods, that'll do as I say, whether it's nonsense; or something cool, to calm us dudes for the day; I'll send ya a bomb-threat; to 'warn you in context'; 'sent from aboard', then enter your conscious; 'soar through your concepts'; n 'thread a web of storms', no more text-editing wars for you; we'll place you in a veterans home, get a feel for, a true legends' abode; where his possessions are hold, every lesson is gold; while you trend to the weak, with your impeditive speech, then proof-read your lyrics; while you stand in the mirror and pretend to be me, spin you 360 degrees; till' the wind in you seems to have, entered a plea,- of sinister screams; to be released, out ya back and put a dent in ya spleen; we just began week 1 yet 'cab passes till' only six'(6pm), on the streets;(week 1=friday) he's scared stiff from his beef; 'picked up a hitcher' and 'wound' up driven to creaks';(hitcher=me) 'path hid from police'; you couldn't 'catch him' like asking, 'cab to pick up a beat'; cab says, "no cash? no ride", like a hindu'll think; he's 'committed to streak'; and was 'permitted to shrinks', from being 'ridden to sink'.. (streak=car drifting/jogging nude)
Ayo.. 'cab taking path out' like a 'traffic accident'; 'type disastrous', 'key an entire rhyme for lime light'; mic extravagant, path couldn't last a day with cab; I even came up with cash, wasted my gas; some flame and an 8th of some hash, 'your career is headed downward', your just 'aiming to crash', It's my nature to thrash you; 'through every state that we pass',(cab/path) achew! cab passin' through to drop his lyrical sickness, and by 6.. to sixish, is when he'll start His serial missions, 'you don't got nothing for cab'; 'save your uber story for another lot', alls' you needed was to ask; 'you didn't have to 'stash' your brothers pot',(uber/stash=app) I laugh and wonder; pondering upon your raps and blunder; or perhaps, 'tracks in thunder', how about a 'lap' or 'bumper', or something to as fact as cad or bummer, 'you need a different path in life'; maybe you should take after runners, or an attractive 'hummer'; that could 'pack a few sacks' for summer,(hummer=trucks/blowjobs) kick back and plunder; just like an established punter, 'focus on your goals', 'the only path that could take you under' could 'pass' as your own.. (pass=football)
Cab Six wins and advances to week 2 in the battle league.
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