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Okay, here are your instructions. You are only permitted to submit a 16 bar verse in your battle, with an extension of 36 bars or less if you decide so.
Your submission date is set to : 5/1/23 before midnight
Yo, check it out, it's time for some knowledge to drop, I'm here to spit fire and put PumpkinHead in his spot, He's known for his rhymes, but let's break it down, His lack of substance is what makes him a clown, PumpkinHead really stands for, "dumbass kid", in his own creativity, that went over his head, His rhymes may be catchy, but let's not forget, True depth and wisdom is what we should respect, I'm not here to diss or ridicule, just stating facts, how ironic how his name portrays a heinous act, where's the spin? I don't see no difference, he's going on 40 and is still belligerent, Your words may flow, but do they inspire?, Do they fill the listener with a burning desire?, To learn more, to grow, to evolve and expand, Or are they just hollow, forgotten in the sand?, So PumpkinHead, take some time to reflect, It's not just about rhyming, you have to connect, With the listener's soul, their heart and their mind, That's the key to success, that's what you'll find, This PumpkinHead, who claims to be so fly, was dreadful and gay, once upon a time, I don't mean to be harsh, but let's face the truth, This PumpkinHead has no real proof, Of the things he claims to do so well, like rhyme in booths, with no record sales, He's just trying to make a name for himself but in all reality, He's just a wanna-be, lacking originality..
Yo, Exoduzt, you tryna step up to me? Better bow down, 'cause I'm the lyrical king I got rhymes for days, I could battle in any arena like the god athena, you need to gobble the weena See, I'm the real deal, a true scholar in my game No need to boast, my intellect speaks for my fame I'll break it down for you, make it clear as day So listen up, 'cause I'm about to slay You talk a big game, but you can't back it up Your facts are shaky, your logic's corrupt I'll outsmart you any day, with my superior mind You can try to compete, but you're just left behind So let's get real, and put your knowledge to the test You're no match for me, I'm simply the best I'll leave you in the dust, with nothing left to say The verdict is in, and I've won this rap debate
lmfao @ "like the god athena, you need to gobble the weena"
God, I can't even think straight as I'm laughing amongst myself right now. Luckily, I personally know PumpkinHead to be a comedian, thus I'll accept that verse into the league as a token of humility and friendship. Welcome back to the boards P and next time, show the crowd what you got because I'm pretty sure they'll now be skeptical on how truly more talented you are after reading my comment. Cool battle guys.
lmfaooo.. despite the one line, which was funny by the way, the rest of P's verse was decent. LOL @ Cor keepin' it real, about laughing amongst himself. Decent battle, to say the least.
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