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Okay, here are your instructions. You are only permitted to submit a 16 bar verse in your battle, with an extension of 36 bars or less if you decide so.
Your submission date is set to : 5/1/23 before midnight
It's evident that my opponent couldn't understand, He's a few screws loose of an ostrich man; an awkward stan; who's as expendable as sauce to pans, an awful jam; who couldn't sell records through a mar-ket scam; a-part from-plans; let's just say subbies' not in at the moment, these un-lawful hands plant-ed as his mid-section was-broken; Sluess is a problem; to which you couldn't solve through-numbers, a fog-of-thunder that'll shish kabob your-brother; Did I s-s-s-tudder? subbies' as odd and uttered, I met him at a redlight and read "MK" on-his-bumper; (Mk=Mortal Kombat) Sluess is cold with the flow, colder than snow, to where winds will blow at oceans below zero-degree temperatures and frozen-abodes; only subbie'll know.. atleast that's what He chooses to believe, thou is the truest emcee; leaving subbie to as bluest can be; a student-of-thee; 'sub-zero' get's the underscore-card, convicted of wack-rhyming and blunderful-bars..
Last Edit: Apr 19, 2023 15:02:07 GMT by Dr. SLuess
fuck is you talking about? in your pathetic example for a verse, I'll kick your ass to the nearest curb - first things first// let me explain how generic you are; it's blatantly apparent, your whole rhyme scheme is basic; to the name you inherent// dr. sluess? get stomped out to death in the quickness, as you mold into sickness; fold from the itching, pain and stiches// the casting, the strain and incisions; to your veins, brain and corpse, and whatever remains inside you that sustains' living// sub-zero is a dungeon master; I'll leave you to starve in my cellar, for a harvest of hell where your carcass is slaughtered and treasured// I'll polish your bones and hang them right on my wall, keep your chin up, death can be insightfully raw// with that being said, I'd politely invite you to brawl, but more than likely, you wouldn't fight me at all// be reasonable; less leasable - more seasonal, esteemable, I'm unbeatable.. lyrically eating-you in every way feasible// unbelievable; subbie' on a path of righteous destruction, sick enough to kick a verse and cause the mic to disfunction//
This was a classic battle.. I really enjoyed reading this battle.
lol @ subbie
"I'll polish your bones and hang them right on my wall, keep your chin up, death can be insightfully raw//"- Subzero
and SLuess.. This was dope and made me laugh, too..
"It's evident that my opponent couldn't understand, He's a few screws loose of an ostrich man; an awkward stan; who's as expendable as sauce to pans, an awful jam; who couldn't sell records through a mar-ket scam" - Dr. SLuess
and.. LOL
"Sluess is a problem; to which you couldn't solve through-numbers, a fog-of-thunder that'll shish kabob your-brother; Did I s-s-s-tudder? subbies' as odd and uttered, I met him at a redlight and read "MK" on-his-bumper; (Mk=Mortal Kombat)" - Dr. SLuess
This battle was dope as ish. I actually look forward to seeing you guys battle it out again. 100.
"sub-zero is a dungeon master; I'll leave you to starve in my cellar, for a harvest of hell where your carcass is slaughtered and treasured// I'll polish your bones and hang them right on my wall, keep your chin up, death can be insightfully raw"- Sub-Zero
^^^ Classic.
vote - tie
Last Edit: Nov 6, 2023 14:20:14 GMT by Professor X
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